The more you know...
Just so you know, Waffle House plates are not microwave safe. Or maybe they are, but they're not frozen meatball safe.
Just so you know, I washed the meatballs and ate them anyway. It's not like the Waffle House plate threw up on the meatballs or played fetch with the dog with the meatballs or injected them with Dick Cheney DNA. It just shattered under the meatball pressure.
Just so you know, I didn't steal that plate, but I know who did. They didn't eat the meatballs or clean up my microwave.
